Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Review: The Tower (2012)


A glitzy party is being held at the luxurious high rise complex, Tower Sky, for the entertainment of its extremely prestigious (not to mention, rich) clientele. Single father and building manager, Dae-ho, is having a tough time juggling his responsibilities to both the Tower Sky and to his daughter, thankfully the woman of his dreams, Yoon-hee, who he also happens to work with, is available to babysit for the day. And thanks to the advent of video chat Dae-ho gets to check in sporadically with his daughter and lady love throughout the day via his fancy phone and rest assured, the effect these interactions have is more pathetic than it is heartwarming. Meanwhile, it's discovered that there are twenty floors in the building that are without water, meaning in the case of a fire, everyone inside the building would be in trouble and guess what? There’s a fire!

Before the proverbial excrement hits the fan however we are introduced to a squad of firemen stationed elsewhere in the city and in my opinion they could've made up the cast of an entire movie on their own considering they have all the typical fireman tropes present including the jaded veteran, the hotshot rookie, and the chubby comedic relief. They're a fun sub-plot but unfortunately the screenwriter, Sang-don Kim, saw fit to not only pile these guys on but a myriad other inessential characters for the purposes of "who the hell knows". A few of these randoms include an old lady trying to make ends meet, a bumbling chef trying futilely to propose to his girlfriend, and a crew of religious zealots that see fit to hole themselves up in a pool praying for help; not the best strategy but you'd be surprised how that plays out. After we've had a few million more storylines shoved down our throat, the fun is finally kicked off thanks to the help of a few under-prepared helicopter pilots.


In case it isn’t already apparent, I’m not a huge fan of the The Tower’s exposition. It’s a bloated clumsily handled affair and I want to tear it apart piece by piece, but to be honest, there’s some aspect of it that’s kind of reassuring. It harkens back to the stupid simplicity of the laughably bad disaster movie fad which included such gems as Armageddon and The Perfect Storm. Meeting the film’s ridiculously large roster of characters is fun, but our interactions with them are shallow and when the bodies start hitting the floor, I wasn’t at all affected by the cloud of doom hanging over them.

Director Ji-hoon Kim might not have a lot to work with in terms of character development but when the Tower Sky is lit aflame and people start running for cover, the intensity level is turned up to eleven for a solid forty minutes, climaxing in a Backdraft style showdown between a crew of firemen and a seemingly sentient inferno. As much fun as I was having hooting and hollering at the television screen rooting for my favorite randoms to make it through unscathed, the good times don’t last. The film’s bloated framework finally gives way in the last act, imploding in spectacularly lackluster fashion and succumbing to seemingly every disaster movie plotline pitfall along the way.


I don’t want to dismiss The Tower as a trivial popcorn flick but it kind of is; and I think it’s safe to say none of the performers involved were in danger of straining an acting muscle over the course of filming. Let there be no confusion on this subject, The Tower is a stupid disaster movie but it’s a stupid disaster movie of the highest order; and aside from a painfully contrived conclusion I enjoyed the ride. Consider this a lukewarm recommendation and check out the sick trailer if you're still on the fence (it's what convinced me to check out this film in the first place).

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